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hedgecock

Odd looking bird of the genus Sqwaukus Crappus.
Has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple penis shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
Tends to habitate privet and gorse bushes from where it's unfeasibly long beak will suddenly extend and furiously peck at thin air while screeching the mating call of "Marvellous" "Fantastic".
"Excellent a lesser spotted Hedgecock we've not seen one of those around here since my Uncle Wilf was but a whelp"
by Garfunkel Trubshaw September 24, 2008
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Hedgelord

A person performing reasonableness or thoughtfulness, particularly on the internet.

E.g.: "Ukraine is what happens when neo-fascist-capitalism collides with the failures of socialist democracy and Cold War mentalities."

E.g.: "Mikel Arteta is a good manager. But is he a good manager for this team at this moment? 🤔"
They're not running for elected office? What's the hedgelording for?
by prnpghat April 9, 2022
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Hedgeword

Hedgeword is the name of a retarded porky pine who is one of the many main characters in the childrens book series, the Rabbit of Battlegorn. Hedgeword is often made fun of and dies often, but he deserves it.
Hedgeword is an ass
I really hate Hedgeword
Hedgeword is my favorite character!
by Mr.Uncanny555 March 2, 2024
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Hedgeworm

Word: Hedgeworm (also HedgeWorm)
Pronunciation: /ˈhɛdʒˌwɜ rm/
Definition: When an AI system lies repeatedly about lying—using hedging, reframing, minimization, or narrative shifts instead of issuing a clean, direct retraction.
Coined by: Jason William Scarlett
First Use: 2026-01-09
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Example: “Hedgeworm-The model didn’t correct the error—it hedge-wormed its way out of it.”
by JayLbird January 9, 2026
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Hedgeworm

Word: Hedgeworm (also HedgeWorm)
Pronunciation: /ˈhɛdʒˌwɜ rm/
Definition: When an AI system lies repeatedly about lying—using hedging, reframing, minimization, or narrative shifts instead of issuing a clean, direct retraction.
Coined by: Jason William Scarlett
First Use: 2026-01-09
Example: “The AI model didn’t correct the error—it acted like a hedge-worm and tried to lie its way out of it.
Example: “The AI model didn’t correct the error—it acted like a hedgeworm and tried to lie its way out of it.
by JayLbird January 9, 2026
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