hectometer

A instrument used to measure how hectic a situation may or may not be....

Man 1: I took that bitch home last night, and shit got hectic!!!!!!

Man 2: When she came home with me last week, it was off the charts on the hectometer!!!!

by mattyice1234 December 11, 2012

Heckumyah

n. that nasty collection of slimy goopy vegetables that gets stuck to the bottom of your kitchen trash can that no one bothers to clean out and instead, it gets covered by another bag

Man I'm hungry. I have to go scrape off some Heckumyah.

by Kendyll October 9, 2005

hecturing

The act of simultaneously lecturing and hectoring someone at the same time.

I met this vegan last night. They wouldn't stop hecturing me about how awful eating meat is and how virtuous they are with their plant-based eating.

by DanimalLondon May 1, 2018

hectamary

Hectamary is a Hispanic Name,Girls that have this name are caring,loyal,smart,funny and cute.
She is a good friend and everybody loves her.
Is the combination of Mary and Hector
Lovely name for a lovely person

Girl: Did you see Hectamary over there?
Guy:Who is that?

Guy #2:The most caring person in the world... That's Hectamary

by Queen🌟 April 12, 2018

hectamalectik

When something is so awesome. Amazing or divine, it's hectamalectik

That festival was hectamalectik

by LaylaLynx January 2, 2023

hectemelectic

When you are in a situation thats gone completely out of control and you feel like your going to loose your mind and your body vibrates like you’ve been electrocuted

That woman drives me hectemelectic

by Dr Dragon January 9, 2023

Heckums

Heck yeah, totally hecked up. Super hecked.

"Hey Girl, you gonna get some dick tonight?" Heckums yeah!

by TehRedditor December 1, 2023