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Hebron or Chevron is an ancient Jewish city, currently occupied by Arab squatters. Hebron was purchased by Abraham, as a place of Jewish burial. It was re-purchased in the 1500's by Sephardic Jews. Hebron was ethnically cleansed of all Jews by Arabs, in 1929. Their descendants still hold legal title to the land of Hebron. It is not known whether the Arabs squatting in Jewish owned homes are the direct descendants of the murders of 1929 .
A Jewish guy was murdered by racist Arabs in Hebron, two weeks ago.
by Rmoishe June 9, 2011
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Hebron

A name given to a person who is so loved by many but so harmful if someone crosses his territory or his loved ones
Do you know the new guy? His name is hebron, He has something attractive that i cant explain.
by Zhara andrew May 8, 2019
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HeBron James

HeBron James is the greatest Israeli to ever play the game of basketball.
by Son of Madden February 27, 2010
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Hebron Hurt

The pain you feel after a long Cincy Shocker that is associated with bleeding, seeping, and festering from all the bats, and the general area is just so mangled it looks like cream pie.
After the OT crew's last trip to Northern Kentucky for Cincy Shocker fest 04, Gina was left with a major Hebron Hurt.
by IBYJorDieownshimselfagain September 1, 2004
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Hebron chili dog

A dirty hand job using chili as lubrication.
"I sure hope there is enough chili left over for Tammy sue to give me a Hebron chili dog later".
by StankTwerkWind July 30, 2024
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Mount Hebron High School

Coming from a basement full of girls who attended Mount Hebron, here is the REAL definition. Girls lacrosse players think they are awesome when in actuality these are the best years of their life and theyre going to grow up to be just like their moms, pop out a few dozen kids and eventually become chubby, depressed alcoholics. Boys lacrosse players are just retarded, dont know how to spell 'lacrosse' so they just call it lax, and are going to grow up to be 'baby daddys', live in Town and Country and work at Highs because they have to pay child support. The rest of sports teams are okay kids, because they all pretty much pale in comparison to the asshole lacrosse ones. Half of the teachers have been there for fourteen thousand years and the other half are about 21 and were taught by the first half. A good 25 percent of the students either do not, or choose not to, speak english. You always want to befriend an asian on the first day of class, because you can always count on them to do an entirety of a group project for you. The building itself is dirty, either from rat shit or from the team of four old ass people that 'clean' the school. But really they are smoking pot in the bathrooms by the cafeteria. Between classes, if you go to the bathroom, you can almost ALWAYS encounter a drug deal. The room numbers make NO sense. And 'up' and 'down' staircases, well dont even worry about that. You might run it to a bake out on the closed staircases though, especially if you go to the one by the art rooms. The drama kids are lame and they think they are actually going to entertain someday, since they performed in the infamous TS productions. Come on, a gay math teacher whose equally gay wife acts as his beard? But the plays WERE good. And the sets were built by the only rednecks that went there, who hung out in the back of their pickups blasting country after school. The band kids are talented too, but they have far too much sex. Not that theres anything wrong with that, but they did it IN the building. Then there are the gay guys (thats what all that fluffly, polo wearing parenting will do to a boy) who youve known about since freshman year and then finally, a year after graduation, find out about for real on facebook (interested in: Men) Young life is slowly trying to take over the school. Fliers can be found all over the floors along with the rest of the shit, and in the hands of all the second string preppy kids who are trying to find meaning in their lives because they get benched. And when they FINALLY get married and they FINALLY have sex, they are going to push out a bunch of jesus freaks just like them. And they all live in the mount hebron neighborhood. Finally, there are the kids you see at graduation rehearsal, and you think to yourself 'Who the fuck is that guy?' It was a fun four years, mostly because you always had someone to mock. They were the best for the kids that kept themselves from being a walking stereotype. And even though the suicide rate is so much higher because of the horribly difficult classes, when you leave the shit hole, youre ready for higher education. To all of the above, we only need to say, "Come on now, you know its true."
Mount Hebron High School is a petri dish for walking sterotypical tards.
by graduates July 26, 2008
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Mount Hebron High School

MTH. A school all the kids from PMS, the whores from dunloggin, and a few preps from private school end up filtering into. Known for its rodent infestations, drug problems, lax, and hot parties, its really not as great as it seems. It is filled with horrible teachers and the halls reek. but hey! we love our school. top girls lax in the country and tottaly hot varsity football team, its a great place to be. The dances are giant orgys and theres a party everyday so bring your bong and we will meet up in the bathroom until the bell rings and we can go to the game.
"Are you going to the beach bash?!!?"
"Of course theres a line of guys who want to freak with me, i love Mount Hebron High School!"
by nadda September 25, 2005
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