heavyweight

A type of weed that makes you feel really damn heavy.

Ted- "yo blair, is it just me or do u feel really damn heavy all of a sudden?"
Blair- (laying on the floor) "are you kidding me!!! im getting pressed against the f*kin floor im so damn heavy."
Ted-"lmfao, they shuld call this shit heavyweight!!"

by tedmetsfins42 December 23, 2008

Heavyweight Television

Term used to define modern golden-age TV shows, particularly serial dramas, such as Breaking Bad, Game Of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Sons Of Anarchy, True Detective, The Sopranos, etc. (aka Heavyweight TV)

(term coined by The Void aka The Original Detritus)

Person 1: "Have you finished binge watching the last season of Breaking Bad on Netflix yet?"

Person 2: "Not yet, it's almost impossible to keep up with all of the great heavyweight television shows out there today"

by Void4President January 9, 2015

Heavyweight Champion

the guy in a group of friends that has sex with the fattest chick, until someone else has ex with a fatter chick, that guy holds the title as the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

dude jon fucked this chick last night, and she must of been 230 lbs. I think that makes him the Heavyweight Champion of Lyndonville

by sammythejuice October 30, 2011

Heavyweight Honey

A large woman percieved as an object of sexual pleasure.

Vladimir's girl is a heavyweight honey.

by Vladimir M October 27, 2007

Russian Heavyweight

A large Russian prostitute known for her large hips and gut

“Man, that Russian Heavyweight did wonders.”

by Funpositions69 March 27, 2020

heavyweight secret

needs no further explanation: a secret that weighs heavy because you have been carrying it along for a bit and all you really want is for it to be told. to make it light and turn it into a positive, uplifting, nourishing, inspiring fact of your life.

Im getting tired of this heavyweight secret on my back. My life is on the brink of transition and demands resolution. No games, no secrets, no tricks. It might hurt some but in the long run my healthy self will heal everybody else.

by Krkič August 23, 2020

Dunkadelic Heavyweight

Is a basketball slang term used to describe a player who plays the 4 or 5 position ( Power Forward - Center )who dunks with power and force. A player with a NBA Power Forward or Center chizzled body.

Amare and Shaq are 2 of the best Dunkadelic Heavyweights in the NBA. Ben Wallace has the best Dunkadelic Heavyweight body in the league.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 31, 2005