Heatsexual 

Some fake sexuality that was created by dumbass horny Gacha kids.
Apparently, this means to be addicted and/or attracted to NSFW edits. Especially Gacha and Roblox edits.

Person 1: Hey...
Person 2: Yeah?
Person 1: I have something to tell you.
Person 2: Ok. What is it?
Person 1: I'm Heatsexual.
Person 2: I'm sorry, you're WHAT now?
Person 1: Didn't you hear me? I said that I'm Heatsexual.
Person 2: That's not a real sexuality.
Person 1: YES IT IS!
Person 2: Are you fucking dumb? It isn't.
Person 1: YOU are the stupid one! IT. IS. A. SEXUALITY!!!!
Person 2: You are not just wrong, you are stupid.
Person 1: WHAT?!
Person 2: And you're ugly, just like your mom.

Heatsexual by TheRandomGuy_BD November 13, 2021

Hetasexual 

A hetalian who is attracted to other Hetalians/Hetalia characters

Person 1: I have the biggest crush on doitsu...
Person 2: You must be a hetasexual then...

Hetasexual by surayya122 April 1, 2015

Hectosexual 

A supposedly straight male who receives oral favors from a gay male.

Hectomancer groaned hectosexually as he was orally stimulated by another man.

Hectosexual by Wezas November 11, 2005

Heptasexual 

(noun.) A heptasexual refers to a human being sexually attracted to the following things or people: man woman, new-born babies, puppies, kittens or cubs; elder people, tuna. Those people are suspected to suffer from an incurable mental illness.

Dude, have you heard of the gay pediatrician married to that hot nurse, that got fired for making out with an old patient while fucking a tuna can? I guess he is a real heptasexual, man!

Heptasexual by manufaction September 17, 2016

Heatsexual 

A made up sexuality about a person who ''goes in heat'' even if they aren't an animal or a female, and all I know is that Roblox Heat and Gacha Heat exists. This is cursed and is mocking the LGBTQIA+ community. They think that they're valid and in the LGBTQIA+ community, but all they're doing is being dumb. Heat is not a sexuality, it is something that happens to animals. (ah yes, ''dlgbtqia+'')
Example in a couple of sentences:

Person 1: H-hey... I'm c-coming out...
Person 2: Go off king, I respect you
Person 1: I-I'm heatsexual... >ώ< UwU, I-I'm in heat r-r-right now..!! C-could you h-help m-me..~?
Person 2: BAHHAHAA PLS TELL ME THIS IS SATIRE
Person 1: W-what does s-satire m-mean? >O<
Person 2: Oh my god. Cease. First of all, you are a boy. Second of all, you are NOT an animal.
Person 1: H-huh?~ B-but I'm a cat!! >o<
Person 2: I'm tired of this goodbye

Heatsexual by sophibanana October 16, 2021

Hiatusexual 

Sexuality of any orientation characterized by long term, self initiated gaps or breaks in acting on sexual feelings.

Jake has always had girls begging for it, but he hasn't gotten a kill in a while since he's hiatusexual, and in the middle of a hiatus.

Hiatusexual by mr.haitus November 12, 2014

hatesexual

when someone one hates both women and men. They usually go on to the internet to spew there hate. Unlike other
sexuality a hatesexual can be anyone. A way to identify them is that sometimes they call themselves Attack Helicopter but not all identify themselves as such. A almost universal trait is that they are bigoted and hate the LGBT+ community simply because they are different.

"hey have you heard of the guy on fourchan's politically incorrect board, man what a hatesexual"

hatesexual by mikeblue January 20, 2020