Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Heated Gamer Moment

When your true gamer comes out to say some of the most based things in the world. This happens when you ascend to the next level of gaming.

Brody: Luke, why did you just say 16 different racial slurs?

Luke: Sorry, I just had a heated gamer moment.

by LukeDaNoob March 19, 2021

Dill headed Winkertoss

An artistically compelling character in the slideshow of life.

"That Agustus Gloop is a dill headed winkertoss

by snrod June 20, 2011

Heale

An alternative spelling for heel. The word itself is usually applied to someone who is a total tosser, waste of space or OIC and derives from the British upper class pronounciation of 'hole' (heale) an abbreviation of the word 'arsehole' (awseheale). It was used by upper classes as an 'in' word to describe people they didn't like, social climbers, nouveau riche and so on who wouldn't know what it meant. It gained wider usage due to the internet and period dramas so more and more people found out what it meant and began using it. It's major use now is when some upper class twit, or someone who thinks thay are, wants to pile on the agony and uses it about someone knowing that they will overhear or that it will get back to them and that they know what it means.

I say Samantha, that dreadful creature Malcolm something-or-other is positively fawning over everyone?
Oh God! What a complete heale!

by Croatalin January 12, 2014

Za Warudo Ovah Heaben

an op as fuck stand (which can overwrite reality) that somehow got cucked by jotaro kujo and his “so its the same type if stand as star platinum” bullshit

heaven ascended dio: ZA WARUDO OVAH HEABEN

by jojo shitpost crusader October 10, 2020

pocket healer

The guy/gal following you in PvP (in MMOs), healing you. Basically, your personal healer. Sadly, they're the first ones to be attacked if the enemies are smart. If they're not, they get owned. Be nice to pocket healers... or you'll die.

Me: Yo man, I'm dying here! Throw a heal plz!
Pocket healer: *heals me*
Me: Thanks! Sup, bitches? *proceeds to destroy enemies*

by vutraz January 7, 2012

took a header

Slipped and fell.

I was walking on wet stairs and took a header. It was a good fall.

by Darnoc October 12, 2013