headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out

Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

by passionjackson April 8, 2007

headboard

To root a girl really hard and the bed head board banging against the wall repeatedly waking your neighbors up.

That one time with that one bird.

by Shmeg March 3, 2005

headboard

The thing at the back of your bed.

my headboard is bedazzled.

by Switcheronies February 1, 2017

headboard swag

The mastered art of banging a females head on the headborad to a rythmic beat

My bed game is polluted with headboard swag.

by Masterful November 9, 2012

i'll whoop your head boy

50 cent's way of saying he'll kick your ass.

"I'll whoop your head boy, you know I will, I'll whoop your head boy, with the back of the steel."

by Steve-Rob October 6, 2006

Headboarding

To drive your partner into the headboard with repeated deep thrusts during wild, out-of-control passion.

I'll drive you to the airport to make up for the headboarding I gave you last night.

by DoTheBob March 3, 2011

headbob sessions

a women giving a guy a blowjob
oral sex givin to a guy from a women.

i just had an awesome headbob sessions with my women.

by thug4lifesswarez March 15, 2009