headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out

Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

by passionjackson April 8, 2007

Headbeard

Beard that seamlessly integrates into your head

David: Yo check out Hugo's headbeard!
Brian: Damn, that's alpha.
David: Strong beard genetics

by davsters November 2, 2010

headboard

To root a girl really hard and the bed head board banging against the wall repeatedly waking your neighbors up.

That one time with that one bird.

by Shmeg March 3, 2005

headboard

The thing at the back of your bed.

my headboard is bedazzled.

by Switcheronies February 1, 2017

headboard swag

The mastered art of banging a females head on the headborad to a rythmic beat

My bed game is polluted with headboard swag.

by Masterful November 9, 2012

Headboarding

To drive your partner into the headboard with repeated deep thrusts during wild, out-of-control passion.

I'll drive you to the airport to make up for the headboarding I gave you last night.

by DoTheBob March 3, 2011

Headboard Betty

A woman that is built for extreme Bed Olympics. Wall and room damage are not a concern, you have proved your man hood and she is satisfied at the same time. Top that!

Headboard Betty is that woman you see that you can't take your eyes off. She's not the girl next door, and not going to be your next wife.

by Kurt Ahrens August 19, 2007