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Head of the Class

A girl within a certain group of people (such as a high school class) who is known for administering blow jobs and/or other sexual favors. The term is a play on words, leading one to believe it is referring to the academic superior of a class.
Guy 1: "Man, Katie is such a bitch!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's the head of the class."
by IdleSloth May 26, 2014
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Eddie the Head

Our Lord and Saviour.

Where he is eternal, we are just slaves to the power of death. All who see is pure form will be losfer words. He appears Where Eagles Dare and and shall reckon the number of the beast.

He shall come after the Longest Day and create the Brave New World.
All hail Eddie the Head, and up the Irons.
by Beowulf2112666 February 16, 2019
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never bet the devil your head

1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.
george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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have/put your head on the block

to risk a bad thing that is happening to you by doing something or assisting someone

Please dear Van Abdullah I'm going to put my head on the block for you.

I hope Van's boyfriend is going to have his head on the block for her.
by Sazaleen July 11, 2016
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bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut

Kick the stress away and go for your dreams
"I am nervous about my presentation. Maybe i'm not good enough! it's my deepest want in the world to succeed with this, but i'm afraid i won't be what they want."
" yeah... well why don't you just go bop that chicken on the head and go ahead and make the doughnut."
"....o..k. i will!"
by whitecoffee February 26, 2015
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smack upside the head

To extend your arm so that your hand is below the back of a person's head and thrust your hand upwards so that your palm hits them square in the back of the head.

This is typically done when someone does something stupid or just to humiliate/annoy them.
When Rose started to take diet pills, her mother gave her a smack upside the head to knock some sense into her.

As John sat in the passenger seat, the driver acted like her was streching, but really smacked John upside the head and hillarity ensued.
by ByRd May 23, 2007
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Punch the monkey's head in

To stroke one's penis vigorously, particularly the head; to masturbate; to jack off; to flog one's self; to "take care of business"; to wank
Little Johnny was about to punch the monkey's head in when his mum walked into his room unannounced causing much embarrassment for both parties
by Retrovertigo April 26, 2010
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