A nut in which many people are allergic to and may possible die from. Also a person typically someone that is brown in color (since hazel is a shade of brown), that is short typically the shortest person in the room, that is also very outgoing and probably one of the greatest of friends a person could ever have.
Martin: Is that an Apple Pie!
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.
Haider: No it is a hazelnut pie.
Martin: Oh looks like I can't eat that then.
by Mario Mikhailovich March 16, 2020
Todd: "What happened after you left the wedding?"
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."
Eric: "I took Derek's great aunt back to her hotel and..."
Todd: "And what?"
Eric: "Hazelnut."
by WemerVshon March 07, 2007
A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.
by Jose Robert September 29, 2006
by specimensample July 20, 2008
A hazelnut jacuzzi is when a girl or guy takes a gulp of hazelnut coffee and then performs oral sex while gargling the coffee.
the main example is when the female gargles on the males testicles while having hazelnut coffee in her mouth
the main example is when the female gargles on the males testicles while having hazelnut coffee in her mouth
last night my x girlfriend gave me a hazelnut jacuzzi, and then her current boyfriend walked in and threw up and then started cursing obscenely before he left
by mike sphynx July 29, 2010
Ejaculating into your partner's anus after anal intercourse. Then said partner runs to the bathroom to let the hazelNUT mudslide flow into the porcelain throne.
Hey babe want to get wet and wild tonight since the kids are away?
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.
by Wetterandwilder May 11, 2023
The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
by #daddy2013 September 09, 2013