havin hoes

Having hoes is when you are immature and most likely young. You have multiple guys/girls hitting you up and sliding in your dm's, you flirt with them mutually and keep them semi attached to you. Common in highschool.

Damnnnnnn dude you got hella hoes! Let me get a piece of one. I wish i was havin hoes like you.

by Mary Borb November 28, 2017

Harvining

Smoking a personal blunt.

Named after Minnesota Vikings player Percy Harvin.

Percy=Personal

"Dude just harvining the blunt. "

"Straight purple shit"

by bearj1225 November 10, 2009

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money

how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites

the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.

by pussy bee October 25, 2019

having a normal one

Having a public meltdown on the internet, usually on Twitter.

Jonathan K. Businessman, having a normal one, released a string of dozens of tweets today repeatedly denying that he was was a furry, was involved in securities fraud, or was in any addicted to tentacle porn. The tweets, phrased in Elizabethan English, compared the S.E.C. to the Horned King, a character from the Disney movie "The Black Cauldron."

by the birds and trees December 22, 2018

Having Motion

Getting to the money, regardless of the circumstances.

“I’m really having motion for real!”

by SlapDaddy June 30, 2022

Having hoes

The act of a woman/man having many males/females attracted to them, trying to get with them, and competing for them. One may say such hoes will drop things on a dime for them, do and buy things without them asking, and generally just be an available person, regardless of sexual contact or not

Having hoes like JJ does must be nice.

by WhateverB January 4, 2017

Not havin' it

It's not okay with the person or the person is not taking any bullshit.

When Jenna's hair does not look as it should, she's not havin' it.

The teacher said there was a pop quiz and Meg was not havin' it.

Ian was cut off by the car in front of him, he was not havin' it.

Dave has a really bad headache, so he would say "my head is just not havin' it right now".

Chelsea asked the teacher to go to the bathroom during the lesson, the teacher was not havin' it.

by nothavinit September 26, 2011