by g-blay October 4, 2011
When you put your arm between someones legs from behind and grab your wrist from the front, and proceed to lift the person and shake the person up and down until there testis look like a crushed grape, or their vagina looks like Bruce Jenner's fake twat.
I sneaked up behind Billy and gave him a russian hayride until his nut sack was like a bag full of pudding.
by Jumping Jacks Ass January 14, 2016
by Pimp the Pink Taco July 4, 2009
by Craig Jensen February 8, 2008
by Element_X October 22, 2015
Suzy is dating a guy that looks like he was in ZZ Top, I heard one night he offered to give her an Alabama hayride.
by H8breeder May 16, 2010
Choctaw Hayride is a perverse sexual position in which during the performance of doggy style, you insert your thumb in a woman's anus, and spread the remaining fingers out to resemble a head dress (Choctaw), and with the hand that's left free, you pull on her hair to simulate the reins of a horse (hayride).
by hotsac97 January 16, 2015