Haynesville

A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."

by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016

Stupid Haynus Syndrome

An extreme mental and physical disorder, the chief symptoms of which are delusions of grandeur, extremely low intelligence and stunted growth. It is incurable and thankfully very rare.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"

by Dr. Jiub November 5, 2011

Haynes

Someone of immense power, unmatchable by anyone else.

"He just beat up 20 people blind-folded"!
"He's Haynes".

by Barry Butcher February 24, 2009

sam haynes'd

Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.

person 1- woahh!!! watch out.
person 2- OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
person 3- she just got sam haynes'd

by luggie April 8, 2010

Haynt

A girl who isn't that fat, and has nothing wrong with her visibly, but is just not hot... at all

Bitch over there by the blonde; so haynt.

Dude, don't be proud of that fuck.. Bitch is haynt

by ACause February 28, 2010

haynie

1. A person who is secretely exceedingly promiscuous - this is most often displayed on the dance floor.

Dude! You totally pulled a haynie at the church dance last night!

by Serena Forester March 24, 2008

Courtney Haynes

A wonderful beatiful creation that God put on this earth

Courtney Haynes went to the mall yesterday.

by maleleader112 January 11, 2011