haribosexual

You are sexually attracted to Haribo Gummy Bears.

These haribo gummy bears are looking really cute today. That makes me Haribosexual

by Lababababs June 27, 2023

Haribou

1) An eccentric girl with a carefree attitude, soft skin, attractive figure and friendly personality.
2) A lesbian who has concealed her sexual orientation from her boyfriend.
3) The ball of lint collected between one's butt cheeks during a day of intense walking.

1) I dumped that golddigger for a delightful Haribou.
2) That poor boy will be disappointed when she tells him she's a raging Haribou.
3) I collected Haribous into a jar. I later sold it on ebay for $327.50.

by galacticbountyhunter894 January 17, 2009

Haribo

Pharmaceutical products in pill form.

You should have seen all the haribo they had available last night. The blue ones kept me 'up' all night

by PC Haribo October 15, 2013

haribo mudslide

The sexual act of filling your mouth with gummy bears until they are glistening with saliva, then performing analingus and injecting them inside your partners anus from your mouth. Finally your partner squeezes them out onto a chocolate frosted cake.

These gummies are goin on a Haribo Mudslide tonight!

by TheMushroomKing April 7, 2019

haribo

a delicious gummi treat.

that haribo was friggin awesome.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Haibo

A dismissive "no" in South Africa.

News24 reports "The teacher reportedly took three teenage boys for piercing. He also reportedly had his own penis pierced in front of the pupils and gave the boys penis-shaped pasta."

Commentator writes "Haibo, where can you even buy the penis pasta? I've never seen it at Shoprite or Checkers!"

by slapphappe October 31, 2013

HAYBOODY

a foul scent that is a mixture of farm and dirty butt

Did you smell that girl? She smelled like hayboody.

by Edizzlewizzle April 23, 2019