Haggarday

The day following a hard Friday (day or night) of drinking or other forms of debauchery, and the participants are looking and feeling haggard. The day preceding Sunday (only if previous conditions apply).

"If we drink too much, tomorrow might make for yet another Haggarday."

"Man, I got way too drunk last night. I'm not looking forward to this Haggarday."

by Javier7 October 21, 2008

Trey Hagan

A Jhit from Florida who sells weed.

Thats some Trey Hagan Gang type stuff you know what I'm saying

by Goldn February 20, 2020

Yasuhiro Hagakure

An underated Danganronpa character that low key looks like a sea urchin.

"Pfft, Yasuhiro Hagakure the Ultimate Clarivoyant?! More like the Ultimate Husbando >:3"

by Hi, I'm a Satanist uwu January 26, 2021

hangar queen

Any aircraft that regularly resides in a hangar as a result of an accident, a maintenance issue, or both. Sometimes the said aircraft is cannibalized for parts for other aircraft.

Jeff's airplane has become a hangar queen because he needs a new engine.

by stevesairshow April 10, 2008

ted haggard

Ted Arthur Haggard is an American evangelical preacher. He is also known for having fucked Mike Jones, denying it, then accepting it and subsequently resigning his leadership of the National Association of Evangelicals.

Ted Haggard: I am a deceiver and a liar. The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality...There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I've been warring against it all of my adult life.

Me: You're teh ghey. Both literally and metaphorically.

Ted Haggard: I know...

by Rodrigoh! December 11, 2008

Haggard's Law

The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.

Haggard's Law, Ted Haggard, Roy Ashburn, Priests from that Vatican Scandel

by maxiplatypus March 5, 2010

Hagaren

The commonly accepted abreviation for Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (Fullmetal Alchemist)
A popular Japanese anime following the adventure of two brothers, Edward and Alphonse Elric who commit the ultimate taboo of trying to revive their dead mother with alchemy. The transmutation fails, resulting in the loss of Ed's left leg and right arm, and Al's entire body. The two set out (Ed now equiped with prosthetic limbs and Al now merely a soul housed in a suit of armor)in search of the legendary Philosopher's Stone in the hopes of restoring their bodies to normal.

See also: Full Metal Alchemist and Fullmetal Alchemist

The Hagaren fandom has spawned some of the best fan crack around; why, just look at Lightbulb!Envy. (see lightbulb)

by Firien May 13, 2005