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Hateman

Frequent voice mail caller on The Howard Stern Show mostly between 2003 and 2005. He was nicknamed Hateman after repeated angry and racist voice mails against blacks, hispanics, asians, west indians, the catholic church and some celebrities.

Hateman is also extrememly sexually attracted to Robin Quivers and will usually leave a sexual message directed at her towards the end of his rants.

He has recently began calling into the show again on Sirius after a long hiatus with his first message left on June 6th, 2006.

To this day no one on the show knows who he really is although Artie Lange has speculated that his accent is either from Staten Island or Brooklyn.
Howard Stern: "Hateman went to town on you again Robin because you lost weight and he's all worked up"

Hateman (via Voice mail 09-06-2007): "Hey Robin my fine little monkey bitch, how you doin' baby? You slimming down huh? Dr. Ronnie's got you in fighting shape. Well I'll tell you what, I wanna pound that pussy and have Dr Ronnie give me a high colonic while I'm in you. But she's got to give me the high colonic with her fucking toungue that rich doctor bitch. This better not be another one of your fucking fads like your magic elixer last time. I don't know you go on these unrealistic diets, and then like you balloon back up. You can't keep doing that to your system bitch, know what I mean? ALL I KNOW IS THAT I WANNA TAKE OUT THIS GODDAMN TROSWER TROUT FUCKING SNAKE THROUGH MY PANTS AND STICK IT RIGHT IN YOUR YAP YOU NIGGER BASTARD. YOU'RE GOING LICK ME YOU FUCKING COON. YOU KNOW THAT I WANT IT YOU BLOWHEAD FUCK. I WANNA TUG ON THOSE DREADS AND HAVE YOU LICK MY ASSHOLE. THAT'S RIGHT, AND THEN I'LL LICK YOUR FUCKING CUNT. AHHHHH, YOU FINE LITTLE MOCHA SKIN BITCH. YOU KNOW THAT I WANT IT BAD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS WHITE FUCKING COCK, I WANNA GIVE YOU MY WHITE HOT STICKY LOAD I'LL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE-"

<Cut off by voice mail system>

Howard Stern: "Oh my god, he's so obsessed with you"

Robin Quivers: "Yeah, but where is he...?"

Howard Stern: "I want Dr Ronnie to give him that high colonic"

Artie Lange: "I'm impressed that Hateman clearly managed to come up with the 13 bucks a month for Satellite"
by Zorba The Swamp Monster January 4, 2008
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Anti-Harem

It's usually in the form of a Reverse Harem, but it can also be used in regular harems.
But instead of all the love interests loving the protagonist, everyone hates the protagonist!

Over time the hate turns to love.

Typically used in fanfictions.
reverse harem, harem, anti-harem, anti harem,
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Kazutora Hanemiya

Misunderstood, hot as hell, 10/10 would let him step on me
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Randy Hayes

Probably the most comical person on the internet right now! Part of the MyWay Entertainment clique. In little voice over skits the MyWay team does for the greatest morning cartoons, he's known widely for the voice of the "juggernaut"!

They have done:

Xmen
Power Rangers
Street Fighter
Spiderman

and soon to be TMNT!!
quotes from Randy Hayes:

Yeah!! It's the juggernaut bitch!!!

Oh it's time, baby!! I like yo' raincoat! bitch..you cant run!!

Aww.... aint that a bitch, I didn't f*** em... I only f*** ostriches...

I aint got no pupils in my eyes... IM BAD!!

Im sick and tired of always having to fu***** rape these Zebras and shit you know?.... SHUT UP ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES

13 elephants, 14 bitches in a hot-air balloon with some phone books,

these nuts I got they like, regenerate my dick

Oh shit thats a seal!!!

I gotta spend....45 mins on my perm...

Where is that tape of me fu**** that penguin?

Why the f*** I get a gun, its cause im black?

Frosty poopy eddie eddie!!!

Black power motha fu***

Silly bitch yo weapons can not harm me....get that shit out my face bitch.... I GOT THIS SHIT IN 4th GRADE!!! OH NOOOO!!! PIMP SMACK YO' ASS BITCH!!!

Ha, aint that a bitch im ketchup motha f****, mustard... ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!

I'm the juggernaut bitch!!! imma hit choo with your own pimp!! I'm bad, I'm the baddest motha f**** in the world.

Oh It's the Juggernaut bitch, and I got a bitch with me YES were gonna have a fucking rape party!!!

Not as long as im wearing these Jamaican colors...

This bitch is throwin firecrackers..........

WTF Charles?!
by ictizzle smoke August 14, 2006
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Anthony Hayes

The legend of North East Ohio, this man will fuck any girl that walks even if he has a girlfriend. Doesn’t matter if her name is Gwen, Emily, or Nikki, he’s cheated with a Sarah, Molly, and even a Quesha. He won’t wear a mask in public but what do you expect from a guy who can’t wear a condom or keep a job? Antonio Vincenzo Hayes is a bad hombre.
Makayla better watch out, she might be the next victim of the evil Anthony Hayes, the original cheater of Ohio, just like his daddy, generation after generation he’ll fuck her, then fuck your life up with debt and leave you to dry alone. Ask his ex Emily or Gwen or Nikki or Tasha, or Bill or John Meluch or even his own self proclaimed sister, Samantha Joham Shamia the 3rd, she’ll tell you it all....
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reverse harem

A genre in manga and anime where a single (often ordinary) girl is liked and followed by a bunch of handsome men (3 or more) who are all madly in love with her. The girl often cannot pick which guy she should go out with and remains indecisive.

The male version of this is harem
Ouran high school host club and the wallflower are reverse harem manga/anime.
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haematophilia

Haematophilia within BDSM, refers to the sexual interest in blood. The fetish can be satisfied in many ways, usually through visual exposure. Though, ingestion of, submersion in and withdrawal of blood can all be ways to fulfill one's desires related to the fetish. A common misconception about haematophilia is that it can be triggered by period blood, this is in almost all cases, inaccurate.
Person1: why was he breathing heavily throughout the lab practical where we withdrew blood?
Person2: he was horny, he has haematophilia!
by your blood boi June 10, 2019
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