Haydon

A Haydon is a one of a kind person. They are tall, dark, and handsome. They come off as a bit of a bad boy, but they're really innocently sweet. They also can make people laugh really easily. Haydons are good with their hands, and are usually very mechanically inclined. Haydons are trustworthy, usually people you can share all your secrets and problems with. Haydons are very loving and affectionate. They usually come across as flirtatious, but are just super nice and caring! Haydons have hearts for people and wants to take away all sufferings. He'll make you fall in love with him in an instant. Don't ever let a Haydon go.

Person 1: oh my gosh! My car needs new breaks.

Person 2: take it to Haydon. He'll fix it!

Girl 1: that Haydon guy is incredible!
Girl 2: I know! He's hot, funny AND sweet. Go for it!

by Lainabelle November 9, 2013

Haydon

A man with a massive cock and he likes one girl, he is loyal, handsome, funny and over all good in bed

Haydon is so sexy

by Vibrating mr Ashton September 18, 2018

haydes

Another word for joints, typically in the presence of law enforcement or family.

We go suck a few Haydes in beavs

by HaydeKing69 January 1, 2020

Haydoning

Usually when someone makes a mistake, or does something wrong. Also when a misfortunate even occurs.

Person 1: Yo, I dropped 4 g's on the floor
Person 2: Fuck man, that's such a Haydon Yeung

Teacher: You have a 10 page essay due tomorrow

Student: You've got to be fucking Haydoning me!

by DanAlbasry February 18, 2009

Haydoon

A Haydoon is a bus, an octopus, a GENIUS, a very average height dood, with always messy hair, usually manages to look silly in photos even when he's not trying, and is ALWAYS wheezing about absolutely nothing.

Is always on Youtube Shorts and talking about memes he thinks are funny.

Joe: My friend was on Youtube Shorts; He is SUCH a Haydoon

by Bustopus January 29, 2023

Haydocking

Like Spacedocking... but on a farm

Did you see those Bulls Haydocking?
Ridonculous

by George VI March 30, 2011

haydoing

Pooping ones pants while running

When I go running I need to be near a bathroom because I don't want to end up haydoing.

by emptyluggage December 9, 2014