Haydon-Soutar

A serious gamer who does nothing but game. He moans about nothing in porticular

he a haydon-soutar

by xiblaaze December 6, 2010

Haydon stewart

A descriptive word to describe a person who can read but cannot spell

If i was to write like a haydon stewart people would call me a retard

by Alphatext April 18, 2020

Haydon School

Haydon School is reported the be the universes most crap school.
It is scientifically proven that the students at this school are complete dickheads and twats.
The teachers are even worse as they are diagnosed with waffling, paedophilia and are horrible.
The food is crap and it is insanely processed and it is said to NEVER drink the tap water from the location or else you will contract a odorifeouros diarrhoea that leaks out of you like a running tap.

Haydon School is gruesome, revolting, sickening and loathsome.

by fastestwankerintheuniverse November 19, 2024

Dirty Haydon

When a guy fingers a girl and then stirs her tea with the same fingers

Last night we tried a dirty haydon, he burnt his fingers though

by Suckmydonkey June 9, 2020

Matthew Haydon

Thick af, bowl cut, prob gay and has a massive cultural dot on his forehead

Matthew Haydon is pretty bad at 2k

by C men October 1, 2020

Post Hardon Depression

Not to be confused with "Post Pardum Depression" which is a serious medical condition requiring treatment, "Post Hardon Depression" generally passes on it's own. It occurs for a man, following sex when he is left with that feeling of ennui, so well expressed in the Peggy Lee song, "Is That All There Is?"

Seeing Farquar's long face, George asks, 'What happen...you look like your dog just died?' Farquar replies, 'No, nothing like that, I just had great sex with my girlfriend, but now have Post Hardon Depression.' George, replies, 'Oh man, I feel your pain.'

by LaughingAloud June 15, 2010

Handong

Chinese member of Dreamcatcher. Stan Dreamcatcher.

and now I'm holding this pain. - Handong

by gorthezar March 2, 2020