Ultimate uber haxor

Ultimate- Not to be improved upon or surpassed; greatest.
Uber- Above everything.
Haxor- A good hacker

An ultimate uber haxor is one of the biggest hackers there is on the face of the earth. This sort of hacker is capable of hacking into major organizations such as FBI and CIA.

*POWER GOES DOWN THEN GOES BACK UP*
FBI agent 1: What just happened I lost all control over the system?!?
FBI agent 2: I think we just got hacked!
*A MESSAGE APPEARS ON ALL OF THE FBI'S COMPUTERS*
Ultimate uber haxor: 74k3 /\/\3 70 Y0|_|r 134d3r!!!!!11!!

by 4 v3ry 1337 |-|4><0r December 17, 2009

haxorcise

The art of brushing up one ones unorthodox online gaming skills.

"Oh man I've been offline for at least 12 and a half minutes, I've lost my edge. I'd better do some haxorcise."

by Stevie Vedmore February 1, 2008

Haxorsaurousrex

Ones who hacks are so 1337 (leet) that you compare their power to a T-Rex

WhiteCoco--200 Kills 0 Deaths
WhiteCoco " I Pwnnn you Noobfries , I am such a Haxorsaurousrex"

CanadianBacon "Haxorsaurousrex? Wtf now your making up words?"
WhiteCoco "Its My rights as an American citizen"
CanadianBacon "Yeh well, Shut up"

by AdamHaxorsaurousrex July 26, 2008

Haxorus

A motherfucking beast. Has insane attack, good speed, good defence, and great movesets.

Dumbass: Haxorus use dragon pulse!
Person with knowledge: What drugs are u on, kid? Use d-dance dragon claw. Lel nub.
Dumbass: So im the dumbass now?
Person with knowledge: What a dumbass

by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 17, 2017

haxor

When used in 1337 (leet), it is usually preceded by the article "t3h," meaning "the." The adjective "1337" attached to haxor (alternate h4x0|2, h4x0r, etc.) serves to magnify the amount of ass-kickage exponentially. Further, "t3h 1337 h4x0|2 #1" serves to signify that the speaker is claiming to be the dominant haxor, and that all other haxors are subservient to him. Further emphasis is added by placing a ridiculous amount of exclamation marks, numerical ones, and the word "one" after the phrase.

"3y3 4m t3h 1337 h4x0|2 #1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!one!!!!!"

by James Michaelson, PhD, Associate Head of Internet Developmental Studies May 13, 2005

haxor

A nerdy self deprecating word used in a humorous way. Otherwise, a lame twist of "hacker" using "l337" speak.

Although there is sometimes an attempt to make it synonymous with "hacker", there is no wide acceptance of this in the real world. Circles where it might be accepted as such will not be among true hackers, but instead "crackers". aka skript kiddies, skript d00dz, losers, lamers, sad fucks with a sad sense of entertainment who basically spend hours racking their pin heads on pranks they don't often even witness.

nerd: "i am a l337 haxor!"

human: "stfu, jackass"

by Billocks April 16, 2006

Haxor

Haxor is slang for hacker. As with all slang, hax0r can be used for many purposes.

1) Used as a term of appreciation

2) Humour, insult

3) To reveal the truth that you are a real newb

4) As a war call or to cheer another on.

1) Thanks for hax0ring that three hundred dollar aluminum case so that Zalman fan would fit. I'm glad you have such a handy bag of haxor tools. I know I don't have an eighteen inch set of metal cutters.

2) That newb is l33t h@x0r.

3) i r l33t h@x0r! All that neon light adds at least 15MHz to the system. Serious! Mitnick told me it does on IRC.

4) Haxor! Haxor! Haxor!

by o6 August 22, 2004