hawkins

Someone who loves to drink.

hes drinking like a hawkins.

by Jonnor564e7e467 November 19, 2007

Hawkinator

a very hip teacher who likes to work hard but still have a fun time.

wow, we love our hawkinator!!

by [mjuzIk] is love July 6, 2011

hawkins

Someone who spends the majority of their time at important meetings creating memes instead of doing useful work. Known to later ask for all of the meeting specifics minutes to the deadline to complete the task at hand.

Man, I really hope we don't get a hawkins in our group, or we'll never make our deadlines.

Eric over there can be a real hawkins. He's always on that Urban Dictionary making image macros.

by computerscientits April 3, 2017

the hawkins

having a wank while in the process of pissing

omg i walked in on billy doing the hawkins while on the toilet last night!

by jesus-fucking-christ August 14, 2010

Hawkins

To be stuck in a position that is really difficult to get out of.

Taking a dump at your new girlfriends place & it really stinks.

Person 1.
'how did your date go'

Person 2
'bad mate, proper hawkins'

Person 1
'what happened'

Person 2
'I went to kiss her & farted - it stank'

by Maguire68 August 10, 2012

Hawkins

A man who is typically stingy in his offerings. Occasionally this word is used to refer to a woman, but mostly the recipients of this label are of the male gender.

'Would you like half a crisp?'
'HALF? You're such a hawkins!'

by Gemma Rowlands March 5, 2009

Hawkin'

Being all over.
Really persistent in getting something.

Dawg, Why is will hawkin dat broad like dat, she not even phat!

Son, when you bring food around their hungry asses, they be hawkin'.

by tTice August 13, 2008