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Hankining

To pilfer or take items, usually of minor value -- e.g., travel size body wash bottles, nespresso pods, small battery-operated alarm clocks -- from hotel rooms or airplanes (particularly items provided to premium customers).
When Oliver stayed at the Bellagio for a weekend, the hotel staff stopped him from Hankining a bath robe.
by Guenter777 June 16, 2018
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hammer hawking

When two men are standing at a urinal and one looks down to catch a glimpse of the other man's penis.
I was at the urinal earlier and Rich was hammer hawking me pretty hard. I think he is bi-curious.
by J-Boy Jr June 18, 2007
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Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.
"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."
by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010
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MC Hawking

Really dope, underrated MC
born in Englang during WWII,
suffers on ALS , which forces him to roll with a wheelchair with 24' Spinners.
Isn´t able to speak, but his lyrics are Milestones in history of rap.
My Favorites :
F*ck the Creationists´
The Mighty Stephen Hawking
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
GTA3
Then up ahead cold chilling in the street,
six motherfuckers from MIT.
I flick off the safety, check my grip,
and load a dum-dum clip.
I glance at the Doom to make sure he's packed,
his fingers on the trigger of his baby Mac.
Time to give a Newtonian demonstration,
of a bullet its mass and its acceleration.
by KJ May 13, 2005
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Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
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Cock hawking

The noise(s) one makes when sucking a cock or cocks.
Brittany was cock hawking last night, she’s a real loud cock hawker.
by Tabl December 19, 2020
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Stephen Hawking

"My grandpa was a real Stephen Hawking"
by TheRudestJack600900 May 11, 2018
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