hav

an incredibly annoying and terrible person. just an overall asshat.

person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING HAV
person 2: damn that kinda hurt g

by alex>>carys June 13, 2021

hav

an unbearable stupid bitch that no one likes

person 1: shut up bro ur being such a hav
person 2: bro what'd I even do

by alex>>carys June 15, 2021

hav

armenian way of saying "chicken" -- if said to a person its usually an insult

"Ara ay hav, inch es anum?"

by thy local armenian December 19, 2022

Hav-Cock

The property of the great HavokiDM. It is located in his pants and is very large and desirable to the ladies.

She likes the hav-cock

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

hav'laz-waste of time

Hebrew origin. Most popular of the year 2004-05 phrase meaning something is fantastic and great.

Friend 1: R u coming to this unbelievable,great party on Friday? I heard it's gona be a total waste of time.
Friend 2: R u kidding, wouldnt miss it 4anything. The girls there will be total waste of time-doesnt get any better then that!

by svietka March 14, 2005

Vitamin C(hav)

When a girl is so orange (from use of foundation and self tanning products) that she could be mistaken for a piece of zesty fruit.

"You're a Vitamin C(hav)!"

"Whaaaaat?"

"Eugh, you're so orange that shagging you would count as one of my 5-a-day..."

by Prettyylime April 23, 2010

hehe i hav busch lite

Rager at my house

Bro1: hehe i hav busch lite.

Bro2: it's gonna be lit

by CheddaManXray December 25, 2016