The haunted house is linked to jiafei, sexy product, barbz etc. Like you ate things, they are really nice people actually and me myself I'm a barb to 💁 ♀️
by 4+4is8iknowiate March 26, 2022
Get the haunted housemug. by Jacqui Duzac December 28, 2005
Get the haunted housemug. The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of sticky baby batter in your palm. The individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “Dude, I don’t know what product you use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running like highways across your face??”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party, Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”
by ButtleLicker69420 January 14, 2020
Get the Mississippi Haunted Housemug. by BaddieMcFatty December 24, 2021
Get the Haunted House Videomug. A girl you hit on the month of october so you can take her to haunted houses, hold her hand, and get it in. A halloween side bitch.
"You and megan getting serious?"
"Nah bro, she my haunted house hoe, her ass look good in leggings thats all."
"Nah bro, she my haunted house hoe, her ass look good in leggings thats all."
by ziggytheman November 18, 2015
Get the Haunted House Hoemug. by sassymchateful August 16, 2007
Get the haunt a housemug. by Ya got any grapes? November 1, 2021
Get the haunted gingerbread housemug.