The act of masterbating in your own hands to form a puddle of
sticky baby batter in your palm. The
individual then smacks his hands together in an aggressive manner. Then slowly release the hands in an equal and outward
motion creating a spiderweb effect between your hands. Finally, shove your own face or an preferably any unsuspecting victims face into the strings of sticky mess. The desired effect should feel eerily similar to that of walking into spiderwebs inside of a haunted house.
Bro 1- “
Dude, I don’t know what product you
use but your hair looks great. So shiny and slick, but what’s with the glistening lines running
like highways across your face??”
Bro 2- “Oh that’s not hair product, and those freeways of goodness you noticed are in fact cum. When I walked into the party,
Chad hit me with an old fashioned Mississippi Haunted House and slathered me brow to chin in cum.”
Bro 1- “Sorry about the cum, but you gotta respect the got bro.”