heatgasm

The feeling you get when moving somewhere very warm or hot after being outside on a very cold day.

Ex 1: Phil: "Dude I love heatgasms they feel so good."
Ex 2: "Oh man last night when I came in from shoveling I had a heatgasm, it was great."

by mr.mmbossypants29 December 30, 2011

Hategasm

A Hategasm is an explosive and immensely satisfying release of anger that usually arises when observing someone truly vile either horribly maimed, injured, or killed, often in dramatic fashion. Revenge movies are often geared towards the climax towards the righteous hategasm, at which point babies are often the victims of violence.

Bro A: "Yo guy, did you watch that episode of 24 last night?"
Bro B: "FUCK yes, I can't believe he finally killed that Miranda bitch, I was praying for her to die for the last 6 weeks"
Bro A: "Holy shit, but when he did, I hategasmed so hard I punched a baby"

by Antedote April 14, 2011

Heatgasm

When someone becomes so overwhelmed by warmness that they reach the brink of an orgasm.

Zak gets into Laurens car

Zak: Wow Lauren it's so warm in here.

Lauren: I know. I'm having a heatgasm

by guy1234000 February 23, 2011

Hamgasm

A non-physical orgasm that is initiated by the stimulation of a non-sexual interest of a person, i.e. food, music, art, career, etc.

In such a case, replace "Ham" with the person's name.

The Alejandro Sanz CD gave Hamlet a Hamgasm, as did his high paying Linguistics job in Brazil.

Jim jimgasmed from The Beatles's album.

Guns makes me Bobgasm.

by Suijen June 10, 2007

Hamgasm

Hamgasm is when a Sail-O-Bot / Sea Ham reaches a high state of euphoria caused by seeing a dank Sea Ham meme they are featured in.

A Hamgasm experienced whilst asleep is referred to as a 'Ham Dream'.

Hamothy Ferriss refers to the mythical 4-Hour Hamgasm in his book 'The 4-Ham Body'

Hey VVD, I just had my first Hamgasm whilst looking at this dank meme Skife featured me in.

by DankHelper March 14, 2022

HAMGASM

1. When the thought, eating of or otherwise engaging with pork products spawns a mental or physical orgasm.

2. The joy gained by saving a pig from the slaughterhouse.

The smell of bacon cooking have her a hamgasm.

by Queen of 29 November 1, 2020