haterade
haterade by L.J. Stewart August 8, 2003
Haterade
A typical imaginary drink used to describe when someone is "hating" on someone.It typically comes in 3 flavors. Jealousy, Envy, and Retardation.
"I just got an amazing new car.! Isn't it wonderful?"
"I bet it gets crappy mpg."
"Pff, whatever.Go sip your haterade somewhere else."
"I bet it gets crappy mpg."
"Pff, whatever.Go sip your haterade somewhere else."
Haterade by TheTangyZebra October 3, 2008
haterade
Haterade is a drink shared by groups of haters in order to bond over mutual mindless hate. Whereas one would traditionally 'drink the Kool-Aid', haters prefer to 'drink the Haterade'. Haterade is a useful mind-control tool for haters who wish to create more haters and thus spread even more hate.
Hater: Once these people drink the Haterade I'll have an army of haters to do my bidding!
Person One: Have you seen Jen's ring? She got engaged on the weekend and I hear that Ron gave her a perfect 2 carat solitaire! They're really happy together.
Person Two: pffff who is she trying to impress? She'll be divorced in a month anyway. Hope they're not getting married in a church cos I can't see how they're going to fit her giant ass down that narrow little aisle. I'm really surprised she fooled someone into putting a ring on her stumpy little sausage finger.
Person One: Oh, I see... so you've been 'drinking the Haterade'? Must taste pretty bitter.
Person One: Have you seen Jen's ring? She got engaged on the weekend and I hear that Ron gave her a perfect 2 carat solitaire! They're really happy together.
Person Two: pffff who is she trying to impress? She'll be divorced in a month anyway. Hope they're not getting married in a church cos I can't see how they're going to fit her giant ass down that narrow little aisle. I'm really surprised she fooled someone into putting a ring on her stumpy little sausage finger.
Person One: Oh, I see... so you've been 'drinking the Haterade'? Must taste pretty bitter.
haterade
haterade by www.slantize.com June 2, 2004
haterade
LVD: "Hey you think you're the shit, don't you?"
ME: "Yo, anybody thirsty? This bitch's got a WHOLE FRICKEN' COOLER full of haterade!"
ME: "Yo, anybody thirsty? This bitch's got a WHOLE FRICKEN' COOLER full of haterade!"
haterade by prodigy III September 16, 2008
Haterade
Haterade by Fire Tears February 10, 2005
haterade
The juice that haters are sippin' on as they continue to hate on your game, be it with the hunnies or just kickin' it wit the crew.
your spittin some tight game to a shorty and some back-alley thug rolls up, airin' out all your dirt, you gotta go tell this cheap cherry pickin' mofo to quit sippin on that haterade.
haterade by murph-dirk December 19, 2006