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Term of endearment used by males to refer to girlfriend/wife. Only to be used in conjuction with "the", as in "The Hassle". Variations include all derivatives of the word hassle, such as the "Hoff" (David Hasslehoff), Beckster (Matt Hasslebeck), and Trenton (Trenton Hassell, NBA player)
I am down to kick but the hassle wants to go home already.
hassle by Kewllayz October 2, 2007
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1.an angry disturbance; "he didn't want to sands today"; "they had trouble with the coffee being too forte";
2. The guy responsible for the angry disturbance "Dats hassle on the liff dropped all the box on Mr Gauthier"
3. Dum Dum's nickname for every bodies.
"Hey, hassle, your causing a hassle by putting the Toass in the wrong slots"
hassle by Line Lepage December 8, 2004
Due to the pronunciation of the word hassle that reminds people of the word a**hole, it can be used as a euphemism for a**hole.
Hassle by Matthew678 January 15, 2019

Hassle Doctrine 

To take someones house and fuck them
Boogie attempted to use Castle Doctrine against Frank, but Frank pulls a chad move and calls Hassle Doctrine against Boogie the fatfuck.
Hassle Doctrine by MDEFOREVER October 3, 2020

hassle magnet 

Someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad.
That Lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me.
hassle magnet by Brett Watson March 1, 2006

Hassle the Hoff 

A term used when David Hasslehoff, one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes David Hasslehoff angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. Unfortunately, Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.
Yo, man, you don't HASSLE THE HOFF!

Hassle Cat 

Fred you asked me that five times , quit being such a hassle cat!
Hassle Cat by Tim McQuaig January 4, 2004