Hasselhoff

verb. To run in slow motion

Dude, quit hasselhoffing it and come here. Jackass

by Mike Truitt June 16, 2003

hassellhoffed

while intoxicated, eating a greasy, high caloric meal with ravenous force.

After the bar, we went to Taco Bell and I hassellhoffed some nacho bell grade.

by wvumommy September 13, 2010

Dirty Hasse

When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.

Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!

I went HAM last night, we did the Dirty Hasse and everything!

by TisseHuntersson January 12, 2022

Halsey

Halsey is a stage name for Ashley Nicollete Frangipane, a bisexual, biracial and bipolar artist. She's an alternative indie electro-pop singer, known for her blue hair. She started off with a Haylor song (trouble by Taylor Swift parody), but later in 2014 released an EP called 'Room 93'. In August 2015 she released her debut album called 'Badlands', which includes 'Ghost', 'New Americana' and 'Colors'.

Omg, halsey is playing on the radio!

by c0nceptuous June 22, 2016

hasselbeck

Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.

The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.

Elephant ended their show last night in Hollywood with Hasselbeck; it was funny as hell.

by wehobrandon August 20, 2009

Hasselharf

Being in a rough situation.
A love triangle.
Not knowing what to do or what to choose.
A predicament.
Liking someone and not knowing if they like you back.
Trying to get with one person, the person not liking you back and a completely different person is trying to get with you. For example. Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

I don't know who to choose to take to prom, this is such a Hasselharf.
My best friend is dating this girl ive always liked, this is a Hasselharf.
I like this boy but I don't know if he likes me and I don't want to tell him I like him, what a Hasselharf.
Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.

by SouthernStyleMuffin January 15, 2011

Hasset

Hasset has such a beautiful soul and is such a humanitarian. She loves her friends and family dearly and they mean the world to her. She is so smart and is always up for a debate. She is also really pretty but sometimes she forgets. She loves animals and treats them with love and care. She also loves Jesus more than anything. Hasset has beautiful curly black hair.

Are you friends with Hasset?

Yea she is so cool!

by Blueandpurple June 29, 2021