hassleback up

1) To stop complaining and get back to work.

2) To change ones actions to fall in line with traditional masuclinity.

From the term man up with the word hassleback being synonomous with the word man.

Forman needs to hassleback up.

by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

haselbeck

To engage in sexual intercourse on top of a double deck bus that is drowning in a lake. Sometimes includes sperm whales and extremely sexy people.

"Dude, i need to haselbeck her!"
"OMG i haselbecked your mom!"

by damnthatbooty August 17, 2011

hasselback

To deflect a valid point with an entirely irrelevant one, particularly in a shrill fashion, in the manner of The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Elisabeth totally hasselbacks any critisism of Sarah Palin with the stock response of "Obama pals around with terrorists".

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

hasselberger

equivalent to god; one sexy man; amazing body and king of the baseball field.

"Oh my god, look at him, he's one hell of a hasselberger"

by H0M3$ July 7, 2008