A chubby old fuck who loves to dances on tables and is lonely. It likes to crawl all over wamen a breath on their tits. His dick size is 1cm and he is unhealthy.
Stop being a Haskel you annoying fuck!!
by ZephFurry November 26, 2019
Get the Haskelmug. by Catch29 November 27, 2013
Get the haskelmug. A haskell is any sickenly smug and contrite person who attempts to ingratiate themselves with an authority figure. Most typically, this would be the parent of a friend or significant other or a teacher. A haskell is a type of brownnoser.
Origin: Eddie Haskell, a character in the 1950's TV series Leave it to Beaver, is the namesake prototype haskell.
Origin: Eddie Haskell, a character in the 1950's TV series Leave it to Beaver, is the namesake prototype haskell.
OMG sissy! I can understand your date bringing you flowers. But a bottle of scotch for Dad? What a haskell...
by ChrisSeattle December 26, 2005
Get the haskellmug. A large trailer park in Arkansas. The population of around 2,005. It was originally just a trailer park but decided that it was so huge to just make it into a town.
by Stilts February 11, 2008
Get the haskellmug. The act of overt flattery to put someone at ease so you can take advantage of thier lowered defenses.
I Eddie Haskell'd this gals Parents and they let me take their 7 series BMW when I took their Daughter out......Then I back seat mauled her!
by The Wiz! June 28, 2010
Get the Eddie Haskellmug. by tchatterly July 28, 2018
Get the Rooftop Haskellmug. by Jeff May 15, 2004
Get the Colleen Haskellmug.