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hashtag swag

Hashtag Swag (#swag) only the coolest of the cool use this word. Only douchebags like Jared Hooker use just Swag.
Jared: 'Man you're cool Callum'

Callum: 'I know bro. hashtag Swag'
by Cal1umz September 18, 2013
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Hashtag Douche bag

A person who uses Hash tags in literally any text they type, aside from twitter.
"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"
by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013
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Hashfag

Someone who excessively uses hashtags on the internet.
Friend 1: "Just went to the movies. #Swag"

Friend 2: "Wow, what a hashfag"
by JFthePROFESSOR June 2, 2011
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Hashtag Douche Bag

Someone who uses Twitter obsessively and is a complete Douche about it. Someones whos tweets are consistently boring and pointless or self evaluating
Did you see Roman's last tweet? 'Roman just left the gym. Benchpressed 250. New Record! Gonna go break some hearts at the club now' That guy is such a Hashtag Douche bag
by Dannyf11 May 17, 2011
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Hashtag-Imbecile

A person who hashtags words or phrases that are extremely irrelevant to the post. Making them annoying as fuck.
Tom: Have you seen Patrick's picture of his cat?

Patrick's Instagram: Picture of his cat on a couch.
#Chevrolet #coffee #chair

Eric: Yes I have. But what do his hashtags have to do with his cat?

Tom: I don't know. He's a hashtag-imbecile.
by Elma Montt November 5, 2013
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Hashdag

A person who uses hashtags excessively in their status updates on social networking sites apart from Twitter, and perceives themselves as being cool by doing so.
"You are such a hashdag. You use so many hashtags in your Facebook status update and all your hashtags click through to empty pages."
by Annieville July 9, 2013
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hashtagslag

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.
Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!
by maddog01 January 13, 2014
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