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Harland

Someone that owns a Garry's Mod community and preys on young gullible children (usually 15 year old females, sometimes male) then proceeds to make them gag themselves with their panties.
Oh, man! Did you hear the news? That guy is a real Harland.
by crime stopper November 24, 2020
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Hardondongalong

when a man gets a boner because he saw another mans bulge in his pants. He then proceeds to cum in his pants, and then takes off his pants and forces the nearest person to lick the cum out of them. After all this he shoots himself.
RUN THAT MAN IS HAVING A HARDONDONGALONG!!!
by DanglyJohnson April 24, 2020
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harlon

harlon is a master at lava lamps, he is one of the best people to call for when you're trying to commit some acts of arson.
a harlon is also a guy who when you ask a question he doesn't say "your mom," honestly thats pretty gigachad. He is also wanted in 195 countries, thats pretty cool.
"OMG is that a harlon!"
"OMG it is!!"
"I wanna blow him soooooo bad"
"SAME!"
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harland

A man with a pervy mustache, possibly a pedophile.
I saw that Harland in front of my kids school again.
by ConcernedMother031 April 2, 2016
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Harland

Harlands are floops. The kinkiest, nerdiest fortnite gods you’ll ever meet. They can be stupid but also pretty swag i guess.

and typically hate this emoji-🤪
That person just grabbed someone’s foot”

“Oh he’s done a Harland”
by freyalololol May 22, 2019
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will harland

A Cumplete cunt.
Such a fucking drugy

A little blond fuck who thinks he's hard
by Takkas March 18, 2017
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Harland

An edgy fuck who is most likely a virgin. Harlands are also rednecks. He is a future school shooter due to his incel habits. He has a small dick and is a metalhead poser. Harlands usually prefer electronica music but pose as something edgier due to the desire of being an e-boy. Harland will discard you like a peasant after he is through with you. They are very bad liars. To be honest, he is probably gay and you know it.
That man-hoe Harland gets no pussy and all dick.
by Fresh_Tresh May 10, 2019
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