Hange Zoe

our queen. our savior. our everything. Hange Zoe supremacy

person 1: hey, can I show you a video?
person 2: is it Hange Zoe?
person 1: no, its abou-
person 2: no thanks then.

by hangezoesupremacy102 February 12, 2021

Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

harget

Hard to get target. A girl you trying to holler at but trying to play hard to get.

The breezy acting like a harget making me work to get some.

by samizzy March 18, 2008

Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

Pop The Hanger

To go "All in" on a poker hand.

Ryan Lam, it's time to pop the hanger, you have quad aces.

by 3volutionMan April 9, 2007

hange zoe

Hange zoe, the 14th commander of the survey corps in attack on titan. Nicest person on earth, they would give the best hugs, and would play with your hair until you fall asleep.

Levi: thank you hange zoe for giving me the strength and the power to fight everyday

by levispersonalb1tch March 13, 2021

Hange Zoe

Hottest, sexiest, toe curling person alive

Hange zoe

by Hangeshotemowife September 25, 2021