Harf

When you're a fucking moron and go to type "hard" hit the 'F' key instead of the "D" key

Jacob: YO DID YOU SEE JUSTIN AT THE FOOTBALL GAME?!?!?
Sam: YEAH MAN HE WAS GOING HARF
Same: HARD*

by Fyngering May 19, 2018

Harf

Like the word half but with more attitude and less education

"I guzzled a bottle and a harf of vodka cuz my bro George dared me to."

by akajanedoe November 6, 2019

harf

one half a gram of cocaine.

Harfs for sale! 40 dollars...Word ta LBC

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Harf

When a fish swallows a hook and bait deep into its stomach.

That fish harfed the bait - he’s not going anywhere.

by chelseybutterfly June 12, 2018

harf

The sound of a dog barking at a brick wall. (Or the general sound of a dog barking.)

Your speech is as relevant as a dog barking at a brick wall, "Harf! Harf! Harf!"

by Matt January 9, 2004

harf

An attitude usually associtiated with a gaffaw and/or an eye roll and generally conotating dislike, annoiyance, or lack of concern.

When drunk uncle Larry told the same joke for the third time, I just had to harf.

by J. Corinne Gordon July 12, 2003

Harf

Hot and really fuckable

Wow whatta harf!!

by Barb E. Dahl June 27, 2014