Appetizer

Food before food. Fucking greatest shit ever.

Now you can tell a fat guy invented the appetizer.

by Kanda March 27, 2007

Nappetizer

A short "resting of the eyes". Usually occurs before a scheduled longer nap or sleep.

Person 1: "I'm so tired after that hard night at the Palomino...I'm just gonna lay down and rock a Nappetizer."

Person 2: "I thought you were gonna have a nap at about 2:00."

Person 1: "I am!"

by CHillsPro December 16, 2008

Appetizer Beer

Beers under 10% ABV that you order as a starter beer before the real entrée beer.

Brian: Hey Kevin, any beers above 10% ABV?

Kevin: No.

Brian: Let me get one of your appetizer beers then for now.

by Keep The Glass San Diego February 2, 2019

Happetite

This word explains the sensational feeling of being hungry and you re so excited to eat.

I had a happetite before I ate chipotle.

by IMakeWordsJhonnyHotDog October 23, 2019

Nappetizer

Falling asleep before you actually go to bed, usually when watching tv, then getting up and going to bed for the main course, followed by the dessert of snoozing in the morning. Like most appetizers, it is unecessary yet rewarding for instant gratification.

I so was comfortable on the couch watching Highway to Heaven reruns when the urge for a nappetizer overwhelmed me, luckily the show gave me nightmares and I woke up in time to go to bed crying.

by giddycracker October 23, 2012

Redbank Appetizer Plate

This a sexual act for those who simply can not make up their mind as to which sexual act they would like to begin their sexual liason with. Say you are interested in a Danny Glover or a Cleveland Steamer or an Alaskan Gold Rush or a Mississippi Mohawk, or a Texas Toaster or a Rusty Nutcracking Trombone, or possibly even a West Virginia Hand Puppet. Then what you do is write down all the sexual acts you would even consider allowing to be done to yourself and allow your partner to pick 4 or 5 of them. It is just like a appetizer plate from Applebee's with out all the stomach cramps later.

I was really hoping for a black stallion donkey punch Friday night, but DeeDee told me that she would prefer to do me from the ole Redbank Appetizer Plate.

by sneaky schlonge March 4, 2010

fappetizer

Something that you don't fap to, but is just arousing enough to get you ready to fap.

Zee: Have you ever watched one of those booty-shaking videos on YouTube? That's a fappetizer.

by xxcutyourhairxx March 15, 2010