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Hapoysapoy

To be both happy and sad about something, except you mispelled happy as 'hapoy' and then just rolled with it.

Scholars argue over the root of '-sapoy'. Some theories are that '-sapoy' is derived from:
1. The English word 'sad', making hapoysapoy a derivation of happy-sad.
2. A sappy kind of happiness, the kind you find in old cartoons when little cartoon hearts float above character's heads.
3. A sepoy kind of happiness - where you're happy-sad but you have to suck it up and keep marching forward, like a sepoy or soldier.
Bhuti is hapoysapoy that Kc is going to Paris -- glad that he's moving on to bigger and better things and sad because she will miss him.
by Covalentbond August 6, 2018
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hamoodism

The religion of our lord and savior Hamood, his prophet, Camelo, and Camood their child. The religion was started by the instagrammer , white_sticky_pee, one of the original Hamoodists. The 25th of every month Hamoodists celebrate Hamood and post him on instagram 8 times.
Hamoodism is an epik religion
by Hamoodist January 8, 2018
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haptodysphoria

An unpleasant sensation caused by touching certain materials like velvet, peaches, or velour. Haptodysphoria is neither a fear nor slang, and shouldn't be in this dictionary.
haptodysphoria: "I'm haptodysphoric, which means I hate touching certain kinds of materials."
by melquíades February 20, 2008
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haploautist

A derogatory term used for people that frequently mention "hablogroups" in discussions (/n./ Genetics. a set of similar haplotypes inherited together, or a group who shares a set of similar haplotypes, used to understand genetic lineages).

They often use it as a method of proof, or science, to justify their beliefs and views of ethnic superiority.
(Habloautist): No retard, look at this map representing hablogroups in Europe. Italians are completely distinct, genetically, from Germans. They are stinky monkey people.

(Response): GTFO dumb haploautist.
by Deez_butss4206987 December 6, 2021
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Hadoop

A shit attack resulting from the consumption of too many Soft Taco Supremes. May or may not be blood-tinged or in the shape of an elephant trunk. Requires a data scientist to diagnose and a sysadmin to treat.
I was working late last night on the backend when I felt a hadoop coming. I should have laid off those Soft Taco Supremes.
by HadooppostMaster September 3, 2022
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Whats The Haploid?

Another way of saying “What’s up?”, “What’s the move?”, or “What’s happenin’?”
Hey man! Whats the haploid?”
Not much. How ‘bout you?”
by Swanky Cookie March 27, 2019
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hapology

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.
I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.
by Tantanoo November 4, 2009
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