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haguar

A woman 50+ who picks up men in their 30s. Like a cougar, but even older.
Did Steve really go home with that haguar?
by maurice-nyc February 2, 2008
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Houa

Houa is the name of someone who is so super sexy that it hurts!
Damn you see that girl over there? She's such a Houa!
by Bbuue September 16, 2010
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Related Words
Haoua Haoran Haoyang Haguar Haonan HAOAS Haohao haohua Haua Houari

haoasakuratheshamanking

King of anime

Carries the Shaman King fandom
Number 1 fan of the shaman king fandom

Never misses

Hao asakura>fiction
Husband of elahechan
Number 1 elahe simp
haoasakuratheshamanking: "Hao>fiction"

Everyone else:Fax you never miss
by Haoasakuratheshamanking March 17, 2021
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Haopantshianity

A parody religion, used to mock creationists. Haopantsians believe that the Universe, the Earth, and life were created by Hao Asakura's Pants. This religion was invented by Youtube user zolo1243.
The creation beliefs of Haopantshianity:

In the beginning, there was nothing, except for...a great pair of Pants.

Then, in 300 B.C....

From His Divine Pantlegs came the Flames, the ashes of which would form our Universe.

Then, from His great Pantlegs came innumerable gallons of Lava, which would cool and harden to form our terrestrial planets.

The smoke from the lava became our Universe's gaseous planets.

He painfully squeezed out a Sun, to brighten and warm our world...

From His great Pantlegs came the Hot Coals, which hatched into every species of life on Earth.

And to this day, He watches over us, His children, the Earth embraced by His loving Pantlegs.
by haopantsian October 1, 2008
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Haoda

Haoda is a very uncommon name among the west, however people who are named Haoda really stand out in a crowd.

One of the downsides of being named 'Haoda' is to have everybody pester you with pronounciation of spelling, since 'ao' doesn't exist in english.

The proper way to pronounce Haoda is HOW-da. Like most simple but foreign names, people will immediatly start making name-puns that you already heard before and think/claim to be the one who first thought of it.
Teacher: "Mary, Daniel, uhm... Ho... Ho... Hoda?"

Haoda: "Its pronounced HOW-da"

Teacher: "Oh! Haoda you do? HAHAHAHAHA"
by thecell98 January 21, 2015
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haruanne

haruanne is a combination of the names of a matching pair of lovers. They had never met at first, but one day they will meet and become a living couple
have you seen haruanne ? they're such a perfect couple
by haruanne May 13, 2021
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Haohan

Hey is that haohan?

No it’s just another homeless Asian person...
by renieW March 11, 2018
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