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white-handed

Getting caught "white-handed" is when someone is caught in the act of masturbating. They could be masturbating to porn, or they could just be having some fun with themselves on the toilet. White-handed refers to the cum that drips out of their penis and onto their hands if they don't clean it up right away.
Ethan's mom: So I was going into Ethan's room yesterday to give him his laundry, and then I caught him white-handed!
Ethan's teacher: I caught him in school once! He is such a horny kid...
by SlutVista November 3, 2013
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2 hander

when a guy's dick is so long that when he's hard he can grab it with both hands and the head sticks out of the top of your hand
manson: mmmmm twiggy I love your 2 hander baby

twiggy: I wish you had a 2 hander like mine :(
by deff2258 June 18, 2009
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hanae

1. A name that is never on those tiny key-chain things in the gift shop.
2. A girl who's majestic, romantic, funny. Crazy in the best way. Will introduce you to weird things you end up loving. Absolutely original and unique in every way. Also likes food.
Wow, Hanae just gave me some of her turtle candy from a county that I can't pronounce! This stuff is friggin delicious!
by Only an Illusion April 30, 2014
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Haizel

A cute girl, very kind. All the boys will probably fall in love with her!
That girl is so Haizel! All the boys fell in love with her!
by treebarksss October 22, 2018
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Hanberg

A collection of elite homo-sapiens, often referred to as chionophiles as they thrive in colder conditions. The Hanberg people are a force to be reckoned with, large inflictions of pain shall be received when agitating a lesser spotted Hanberg.
Person 1: Dude I'm going camping in Scandinavia, ill be gone for a while.

Person 2: Alright have a good time, but watch out, I hear there is a large collection of Hanberg people thriving within that vicinity.
by A member of the hanberg people December 21, 2020
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The Hanae Effect

The Hanae Effect is a bundle of emotions commonly caused by females with the name of Hanae. They are half danish half moroccan, they are funny, charismatic, and extremely beautiful. They usually have a mesmerizing voice that'll leave you in awe. They're smart, perceptive, attractive, and exceptionally adorable. It's a very tricky combination, the effect can be compared to the butterfly effect or butterflies in my stomach. But it's worse.

It's a rush of adrenaline fused with a euphoric sensation that will leave you in a state of frenzy if not contained or controlled. It will make you feel happy, excited, and scared. It will have you on edge with their voice in your head throughout your daily routine.

Legend says you should not look into their eyes for a prolonged period of time. And whatever you do, DO NOT gaze into their smile for more than 2 mins, they have one of the most beautiful smiles existing on earth, and there's no going back after that. You'll be under the total and complete influence of the Hanae Effect. There's nothing you can do, there is no cure, it'll be over for you, and you'll love every single second of it.
Dude I really like her, i think it's the Hanae Effect, low-key freaking out!

Gurl just put on that red dress along with that dark red lipstick we picked up the other day, guaranteed Hanae Effect.
by BundleOfJoy September 25, 2018
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Hane out

When a group of guys all wearing Hanes underwear hang out. It originated from a kid that said want hang out but it sounded like hane.
You want to hane out later?
by Realinfo December 13, 2013
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