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When a man stretches out his dick and proceeds to reach from underneath to grab the stretched dick and pull under and up the ass crack. When the dick is firmly pulled between the crack of the ass the man then proceeds to tightly squeeze his cheeks together with dick hanging out of the ass crack like a tail
CJ spent all morning stretching out his meat to make a Hansel.
Hansel by Rbrum May 16, 2018
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also known as to "handle"(hansel)
Can you hansel it?
hansel by Hansizzle May 5, 2009
Hansel is a man who gets boned by looking at girls. He looks dope and drunk like a little black-ass rapper who failed in life. His profession is that of a flirting dickwad who sucks all small girls assessment. He is a complete pedophile and is in love with punishing innocent children.
Bro that Fucker is being a Hansel. Damn bro let's kill him.
hes just hansel
yeah hes just hansel and his middle name is james
hansel by jjisnthere__ February 18, 2022

Hansel and Gretel 

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.
one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".
Hansel and Gretel by tenesmus November 27, 2017

hansel and grundle 

This master-class level sex technique comprised of a hand-job and simultaneous mouth vacuum of a mans grundle.
Kasey gave me a vicious "Hansel and Grundle" last night and drained every drop of sap out of my sack, she is a keeper!
hansel and grundle by wild chewbacca November 22, 2011

Hansel and Gretal 

Definition

1: When a girl feeds her man fruit all day so his cum tastes better. (verb)
"Yeah man, my girlfriend hansel and gretaled me all day so she could have something sweet without any calories"
Hansel and Gretal by huibgsduifv August 28, 2016