Hankey Singh

A phrase for someone or something that is a mess. A combination of the character Mr. Hankey, a talking piece of poo from South Park and the common Indian name Singh. About 65% of Indians poop in the street due to lack of manners and indoor plumbing, thus the phrase Hankey Singh. If you have a dog that poops in the street, he or she automatically becomes Hankey Singh. The description is more effective when done with the heavy Indian accent.

I took the puppy for a walk and he shit in the street. Good boy, Hankey Singh!!!

by Truth Hurts Sometimes January 31, 2018

Hankey Pankey

Sexual activities

“Hey ‘gf name’ want to do the Hankey Pankey“

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 26, 2018

yank the hankey

to wrap a hankercheif around your penis when masturbating, thus causing a heating sensation as the cloth rubs against your penis's head

yankin' the hankey makes the orgasm niiiicccceeee and hotttttttttt

by bomb sauseter December 28, 2004

pubic hankey

A little rag you use to wipe away your vagina. Also known as a ratty-perma-douche-cloth.

"I've been jogging all day and i sure could use a quick wipe of my pubic hankey."

by BrandonSnagee May 12, 2006

hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

by Downstrike June 8, 2004

Mr. Hankey

Somebody who acts like a complete shithead and absolutely ruins your life

Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail

by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019

Mr. Hankey

When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.

I just made a Mr. Hankey.

by Erichscale May 26, 2023