Hank Hill 

A popular cartoon T.V. dad on the FX show King of the Hill. He lives with his family Peggy (wife), Bobby (son), Ladybird (dog), and Luanne (niece) in the fictional Texas city of Arlen. He is a true, hard-working, tell-it-like-it-is American dad. His best friends are Dale Gribble, Bill, and Boomhower. Hank is more conservative and right-leaning, and, as a result, has greater family values and stronger morals.
His friends tend to do stupid or mean things that often piss him off.

Hank: Dammit Dale! I'm gonna kick yer ass!
Me: Hank Hill is awesome!

Hank Hill by Journey Fan May 14, 2005

Hank Hill 

A married, middle-aged man with a propane fetish.
Star in the Cartoon King of the Hill

Hank hill occasionally has dreams about propane.
Hank: "Propane and Propane Accessories."
Hank: "Damnit bobby..."

Hank Hill by Gam0r January 9, 2012

Hank Hill 

Husband of Peggy Platter Hill and father of Bobby Hill. Also one of the most right-leaning (read republicans on television. Someone who you would probably not to be your father.

Hank: That boy ain't right, I'll tell you what.

Hank Hill by Netmaster5k November 28, 2004

Hank Hill 

n A man who is uptight and/or old-fashioned who will give alecture or a beating to an uneducated being, fool, idiot or jackass.

A Hank Hill just kicked a man's ass for using his cellphone while driving.

Hank Hill by Judge Jude December 20, 2010

Hank Hill 

Extremely strong marijuana. Hank Hill is known for his extreme love of propane. Propane is EXTREME marijuana. Not to be confused with: pressure, strong, gas, purp, etc...

Bro Mark smoked that blunt of Hank Hill and stunk up the whole neighborhood

Hank Hill by Big Time Hank Smoker Big Young July 30, 2019

Hank hill 

The ancient god of propane

Hank hill : Greeks Aztecs and most religions believe in Hank hill

Hank hill by Guy Cosby April 16, 2020

hank hill 

darker lord hank hill is from YuBs miitopia playthrough and he is easy it just takes 10 teammates

hank hill:i am da darker lord HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHA
yub:die
hank hill:oh no i died

hank hill by darkerlordhankhill September 18, 2021