handicapist

To exclude from all the reindeer games because Rudolph is in a fuckin wheelchair.

"I didn't get hired! "
"Why??" "Cuz of my wheelchair" "maaan they're handicapist"

by Yourmommma December 11, 2013

Verbal Handcuffs

When someone won't stop talking (usually about a subject you have no interest in). The talker has verbally forced you to stand there there and listen, even though you have given many clues that you have checked out. Examples: vacant stares, looking at your watch, checking your phone, answering in short one word phrases.

Girl 1 :So then I realized my cat really likes Meow Mix more than Frisky's but only if I mix it with Fancy Feast.

Girl 2: (Stares blankly)

Girl 1: Unless of course it's Chicken Livers from 9 Lives, Snowball loves that. It's her favorite.

Girl 2: Uh-huh.

Girl 1: Of course on her birthday I give her the good stuff, real tuna!

Girl 2: (Thinks fuck me, verbal handcuffs)

by pseudonymho February 3, 2010

Hania

A sweet girl with a big heart Hania’s are amazing because they care for everyone

They love being kind they are smart but often hide it she makes everyone’s day and hates fake people they m loves making people smile, they’re smile is gorgeous but they hide it

Girl:I wish I was Hania
Boy:Hania rocks!

by Whowhowhopoo March 24, 2019

handcuff

(FANTASY SPORTS) - a player one selects for his/her fantasy team roster as a contingency for when one of the star players is injured/suspended/etc. often tends to be a backup or other teammate on the star player's 'Real Life' team roster, whose stats one would expect naturally to go up as a direct consequence of the star player's absence.

"This is fun? It's fun to watch your first-round pick standing sullenly on the sidelines every week as his backup whom you forgot to pick as a handcuff is putting up points? That's fun? REALLY?" (Bill Simmons, ESPN.com - 10/02/2009)

by billsimmons October 2, 2009

handcannon

huge pistol of some sort I.E. .44 mag, .454 casull, .50AE, .500 S&W

guy #1: check this piece out

guy#2: holy shit that things a fucking handcannon!!

by carlbittner March 26, 2009

Hadicha

Hadicha that one girl who truly is herself around you. She doesn't have to pretend to be someone else. You know you can always trust her. Guys love her but she only loves one. She's beautiful, kind, and caring girl who will always be looking out for you. All men are lucky to have such a woman like this, she can be very shy when you first meet her but once you get to know her she's the best friend you wish to have.

woah woah is that Hadicha damn

by natalie19 October 13, 2018

handcuffin

taking extra care to make it known that the person you are with is your significant other, includes: public displays of affection, holdin hands, cuddling, speaking for the other person

Stop handcuffin nigga, we know that's your bitch

by that dozen April 30, 2005