Hangover

Something that Ted Kennedy is immune to. This guy is so drunk, brewries have to work double-overtime! He has been drunk so many thousands of times he never feels hangovers anymore.
Anyways, hangovers are the physical results of drinking too much alcohol the night before. A hangover is usually a throbbing headache, that may feel like a migraine.

Some guy: Oh, my head. I hate hangovers.
His girl: Here, hon. Take a chasir caplet.

by Journey Fan August 13, 2004

Hangover

A word often used but is rednecks have no idea what that means!

Him: I have to stop drinking or I’ll get a hangover
Me: WTF is a hangover pass me another one and let’s slam it!

by Bigbelliedredneck April 2, 2022

Hangover

After consuming alcohol, the feeling like your dying inside.

Girl one : I'm dying from lastnight!
Girl two : it's just a hangover!

by Dyinghippo July 12, 2015

Hangover

The intense feeling of sodomy when you wake up in the morning with a person of which you have no idea how or why their in the bed with you. Mixed in with migraines loss of memory and extreme fatigue. You then look around and see very expensive items, after which you get on your computer and check your credit card, realizing you've spent over 10,000$ you then shit out of your sodomized ass, after that you look at your finger and see a wedding ring, you had just married someone you don't even remember. And that's pretty much how it happens

wha..? whas goin on? Omfg, omfg, omfg, omfg!! I didn't!! Noooooooooo!!! I have such a Hangover

by whatswrongwitu May 17, 2011

Hangover

When you are taking a crap and there's a little piece hanging left over and you cant get it out. Common techniques involve wiping it, but that usually gets messy, or waiting and shaking.

Dude 1: Are you coming?
Dude 2: Slow down i have a hangover!
Dude 1: Oh, crap
Dude 2: Literally. I dont know if i should wipe it or keep shakin. This is gonna smell nastay.

by foxyfox2451 March 2, 2010

Hangover

The person you take home on a Saturday night, a choice you immediately regret when you wake up next to them on Sunday morning, but who then hangs around the whole day, when you have better things you should be doing.

-I went round to Maggie's last night to watch the game but she was still struggling to shake off her hangover. He looked like George Lucas.

-She must have stepped on her beer goggles getting out of bed.

by robogodzilla February 28, 2011

Hangover

A word that is occasionally used by guys meaning to "hang over" at one of the said guy's house. Used to appear cool, but not in any way hungover from alcohol.

nerd: Hello dooood! Are you coming to my slumber party today?

Mike: Sorry, man. Me and the guys from practice already have a hangover tonight.

nerd: selfish fucker...

by GrahamL June 12, 2011