Handsome Companion

A high class male prostitute. Coined on the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Hey, I am not a whore, I am a Handsome Companion

by Zapot8 December 21, 2008

Handycopes

A guy/ or girl who thinks they are the ultimate programmer; studies algorithms all day long and high level software development decisions (like what software library to use), but doesn't actually do any real world software development, or coding.

They think that because they once built a Tkinter app; they can compete with Terry A. Davis.

They believe that the ultimate apex of a software developer is to implement the binary search algorithm and if a software developer is unable to implement the binary search algorithm that they have no business being a software developer.

Perhaps this attempt to discuss high level software development is because they are procrastinating writing code.

Handycopes: Have you heard about this awesome new GitHub Co-opilot AI that writes for loops for you.
Software Developer: ur handycoping rn bro, just code bro ur hanycoping..

by Software Developer July 1, 2021

handsomesouthernboy

previously known as flomilliwhereisthealbum. also known as flomilliboy, jacobeatshummus and josh(ua) bastin - a j-name, i know, but hear me out: he’s an absolute hottie. tiktok’s white boy of the month for august, if you will. our (newly appointed) southern king, a freshman at UGA & fresh outta desert oasis HS. star volleyball player, hs valedictorian and the ex boyfriend of noah beck / noah miller (he’s clearly got a type). ceo of shaving tiktoks, singing megan in the car, megan thee stallion and flo milli. part of the dynamic duo that is him & his roommate tanner. a vegas icon.

“have you heard of handsomesouthernboy on tiktok?“
“white boy of the month? yup.”

by dee :) October 25, 2020

Handsome Italian

"Panzer Batallion" misheard in Sabaton's song "Panzer Batallion".

"Death in the shape of a Handsome Italian"

by ave_scientia January 15, 2019

Handsome Jack

One of the hottest guys you know (if you’re into cocky, narcissistic assholes) in Pandora. Usually owns a Diamond Pony named ‘Buttstallion’ and is full of riches. He’s also a total badass and makes it look good.

Rhys: Met a Guy last night. He was so tall and cute. Now he’s in my head. Literally. Couldn’t believe my eyes.
Sasha: Must be a Handsome Jack

by HyperionMischief July 30, 2018

handsome squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.

whoa did you see that hottie? what a handsome squidward!

by JustPeachy07 January 18, 2010

Handsome Varney

To completely change persona and make yourself irresistable to women by putting an adjective before your name.

Im going to Handsome Varney John.

Hey ladies, have you met well hung John?

by bluetowel February 22, 2011