handyism

A sincere statement of interest, excitement, or encouragment that is mistakenly interpreted as sarcasm due to unintentional vocal intonation and/or eyebrow movement.

Antonym: Back-handyism.

Handyisms include (but are not limited to) one-word reactions such as: "Seriously?" "Really?" and "Definitely."

by jeniflower72 April 21, 2009

Hendonism

A statement of blatant obviousness justified by complete idiocy uttered in an authoritative tone.

One who performs in the art of Hendonism (a Hendonist) would say: "The internet is really big, simply because there so much in it!!"

by Bob Holderman! October 2, 2010

haydonism

The act of religiously wearing tight shirts with a deep v-next

That fag looks like a product of haydonism. Bless his soul.

by hotandsexual February 25, 2014

Handlism

The defacing of another persons hand by means of drawing pictures or painting one's nails while the victim is asleep or unaware.

Mr.Reyes said he'd give out detentions for anyone screwing around, Sleeping or Handlism.

by The real Dirty Sanchez. July 15, 2010

Haydenism

Behavior characterized by deriving sexual gratification or pleasure from witnessing or causing others' trauma or suffering.

Haydenism is one of the most vile and devious behaviours.

by IceSpiceLover912 April 22, 2024

Handyness

Touching another person’s body excessively.

I’m sorry for my handyness last night!

by The Original Nasty One February 18, 2026

Handyness

Touching another person’s body excessively.

I’m sorry for my handyness last night!

by The Original Nasty One February 18, 2026