Facially Handicapped

A person who is unlucky enough to be ugly. May also be defined as minger, mong or screg.

Katie DD

by Philip (PlasticMonkey) June 10, 2004

Artistically Handicapped

To suck at any form of art. That includes drawing, painting, sketching, watercolors, sculpting, building etc.

Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.

by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009

Handicapped

1. To describe someone with a disability
2. To desribe one who cant do simple things properly

1.Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash

2. Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly

by Zain Ali May 21, 2008

handicapped squirrel

Limp black penis

Woah look at that mans Handicapped Squirrel!

by Connor Barth December 2, 2017

handicapped It

To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.

Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.

by Win Lo Wong January 30, 2009

Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimo

The default victim in Leftist Political Correctness politics.

Q: Why do taxes keep going up?
A: We have to pay for the programs to help support the Homeless Handicapped Gay Eskimos.

by shrektrician May 21, 2011

Handicapped clams

Expression to shortly call high ranked video game females who happen to be chinese.

@ing someone on Discord or other social media: HANDICAPPED CLAMS

by Leazhito August 13, 2020