handle bars

(extasy)X pills that makes everything seem as it slows down
alternate spelling: handlebarz, handlebars, bars, etc.

"you got some of then handle bars?..I need them before I hit tha club tonight"

handle bars by JC4L May 12, 2006

Constipation Handle Bars 

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

Constipation Handle Bars by LeTigra February 10, 2009

[blow job handle bars] 

when a girl wheres pigtails and gives a guy head. they give a guy something to hold on to and pull.

dude, sally totally wore blow job handle bars last nigh. It was fucking hot!!

[blow job handle bars] by sexyazzbabe914 March 21, 2009

Handlebar Muffstache 

When your girl shaves her pussy hair into the shape of a handlebar mustache so that when you eat her out you feel like more of a man.

I was eating out Barbara the other day, and her Handlebar Muffstache was so good that it made my dick twice as hard because I felt like more of a man.

Handlebar Muffstache by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 5, 2015

handlebar moustache

REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may curl, or they may just stick out like dangerous facial hair- daggers. The other moustache listed (curving down beside your lips) is a variation on the Fu Manchu Moustache (think crazy Asian guy moustache)

Many carnival people have handlebar moustaches.

handlebar moustache by The great and powerful Molesterator April 14, 2006

handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.

Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.

handlebars of control by ANTMFan October 26, 2011

handlebars of fierceness

Motherly advice from Tyra Banks on cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. The handlebars of fierceness alludes to when one achieves the pinnacle of amazingness usually when being photographed, or in any other stressful situation.

Tyra (to inconsistently performing model): You need to grab the handlebars of fierceness and not let go.

Model: ...?

handlebars of fierceness by ANTMFan April 18, 2011