Palmela Handerson

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.

"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."

by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018

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Daniel Handler

The author of several amazing books including The Basic Eight, a thrilling tale of murder. Mr. Handler is perhaps best known as Lemony Snicket's Handler (not to be confused with Lemony Snicket's manHandler).

"Oh look! There's Daniel Handler! He deserves a hug for his contributions to modern literature!"

by rorschachwins March 23, 2009

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hantlers

The act of using one's hands to construct antlers above your own or another's head. Similar to bunny ears. Used in the movie Grandma's Boy by Dr. Shakalou.

"Dude, remove your hantlers off of my head I'm trying to get my picture taken!"

by AdrianCPearce August 1, 2006

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Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.

X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!

by Pippenstock October 9, 2009

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handler

Responsible for making sure that the talent knows when they are to perform, where they are to perform, and what time they are to be there. a.k.a. "Talent handler."

The producer said I had more patience than Job, so could possibly work as a handler.

by angelsix December 14, 2008

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