Sand handitizer

This type of sand if poured on fabric, a living organism, or pretty much any household item/furniture will immediately make a hand pop out from the object that it was poured on.

He poured the sand handitizer on his workbench, so he could gain an extra helping hand.

by Sand handitizer January 13, 2021

San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.

I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.

by TeamCook January 2, 2020