handancing

It’s the type of dance people do by standing in one position but using their hands obsessively to the music.

John tries to own the dance floor but all he’s doing is handancing.

by StotheG December 11, 2020

Slow-motion Headbanging

When one is sleeping in class, and his/her head bobs up and down at random, providing a source of distraction and entertainment for everyone else in said class.

Hey, did you see that kid slow-motion headbanging in Math class today? What an idiot.

by ohmylanta! May 24, 2009

auto handballing

auto handballing is the same thing as auto fisting, or fisting ones own anus or vagina. the auto handballer usually lubricates the targeted orifice with astro glide or KY jelly or sometimes cooking oil then procedes to stuff their hand and forearm into said orifice. the sickest of auto handballers tries to see how much they can fit up there sometimes going as far as the elbow or trying to use both hands while they are balled up. there are alot of videos of this on the internet right now, just google " self fisting "

johnny : " man, that bitch is sexy ! "
al : " don't even try it, she is an auto handballer. trying to fuck that would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway "
johnny : " what is auto handballing ? "
al : " she shoves her fists up her shit "

by gmw January 22, 2008

Handbagging

v. The act of simulating teabagging (v. To lower one's scrotum into another's mouth) with ones hand.

I just witnessed Greg handbagging himself trying to explain teabagging to the professor.

by Dr. Inappropriate June 5, 2011

Headbanging

someone who sits in a car and when there dad breaks and then they throw there head back and there moobs fly backwards and hit them in the face

gregory sat in the car and he was headbanging
or

bethany was sitting in class headbanging
or

jayne was sitting in her councilling room headbanging

by mygrandmaandyourgrandma October 23, 2011

handbagging

when receiving a hand-job it is the aim to position her handbag is such way that it will get covered in spunk

I came on Laura's expensive handbag - she didn't mind

by bob2 November 17, 2003

Handfanning

When someone thinks their own attractiveness is at a high level, while it's really not.

"Look at that monstrous being."

"She thinks she can get anyone, she's totally handfanning though."

by LMo21 October 10, 2013