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handbag

A girls gay pal who unexpectedly turns up on your date
'How did you get on up Byres Rd?'
'Oh she brought her handbag Kieran!'
by James Stewart July 2, 2004
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handbag

what you say to someone who gets all uppity when you make some jibe. Picture little old ladies raising their handbags in front of them and going "oooOOOOOooo"
TM: "...you're like their poster boy."

S: "WHAT? I can't believe you are saying that. In fact in the last two weeks i've taken the initiative to organise peeps I know to get to a private-party-in-a-club called Traffik, and to an upcoming Latin-inspired outdoor dance festival. Most people know which is my favourite venue (and, incidentally, I know which is most other peoples favourite as well because they've told me so, but there's always the odd one out) but that hasn't precluded me from going to loads of other clubs and events in the past just as it won't in the future..."

TM: "oooOOOOOooo! Ok man - don't have a hernia"
by TM June 14, 2004
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Handbagged

Being accused of racism while providing customer service to a diva celebrity who is shopping for outrageously expensive fashion accessories.
The American Queen of TV handbagged a small European country (known for its neutrality) to sell her new movie about the unfairness of racism in the U.S.A.
by ToFra August 20, 2013
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handbags

Derives from trying to type "Hahaha" with Swype on a touchscreen smart phone. The term is flexible and can be appended with other additions, such as "holy handbags" or "Oh my handbags."
Holy handbags, I just saw a homeless dude chug a whole bottle of MD 20/20, then grab his junk.
by Scooteronomy December 4, 2010
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handbag

A: What about Inez?
B: Well, It's not that I hate her, but she's just such handbag.
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handbag

:noun: companion for outing or social occasion.
specifically: studly,butch,aussie, always willing to accompany a bangin' babe to theater, coffeehouse, bar or event of bangin' babes choosing.
Outing with handbag almost always involves some miscommunication over who gets to open the door for whom.
Wonder Woman had a spare ticket to the theater and Cuntstable McPhister offered to be her handbag.
by FURNACE March 5, 2005
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handbag

Someone who spends so much time in the sun they look like a leather handbag.
Did you see that handbag that just walked by? your grandma is a total handbag.
by girtby April 21, 2006
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